I hate it when models try to give diet tips like first of all I can’t afford cocaine jot that down
You want motivation? My parrot is up at 6.30 every morning, cursing and denying god. What are YOU doing in those precious morning hours? Sleeping? Pathetic.
I’m over here dying to have a wife and straight men are still making “marriage ruined my life” jokes. Like? Buddy? First of all that’s never been funny. Second, if you don’t want your wife I’ll take her
if ppl joke about marriage ruining whatever… bro, you shouldn’t have gotten married and your wife deserves more.
I find myself having to ask this question constantly but as a straight dude am I allowed to reblog this because I relate so hard
Absolutely! I wrote this from a lesbian perspective but I think it’s great that there’s straight guys who can relate. Cherishing your partner should be a universal thing
corporate marketing exec: so, what are the kids into these days, eating tide pods? frogs?
me, scrolling frantically through the data: ma'am, apparently it’s “loving and cherishing your life partner of any gender”
me: wow things are actually going really well for once!
the crippling anxiety, waiting in the corner:
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Stop hating yourself for everything you aren’t. Start loving yourself for everything you are.
